I apologize for my absence of writing to you low lifes who need to get a glimps into a teenage (or for that special S.Z. 11 year old innocent childs) LIFE.... AWW MY SO CALLED LIFE! I LOVE THAT SHOW! Freaking $90 for 5 DVD's OHH whats the world coming to! Back in my day... What the hell Dad get off my computer!  OK!... Anyway.... I can't recall too much from my day at the village on friday except Biggy "Klutz" Deal just about feel on her wrinkled face because good old (young ) Devontate decided without know just to inch his backpack a little futher out that day and WHABAM!!!!!!!!  I caught it just in time as she stood up after catching herself on a desk, She looked up immediately to see if i was looking im sure, and sure enough i was laughing my ass off and pointing.... i looked over at Devontate to see his reaction to the damage he had done... sure enough.. he was leaning over his desk in such a way that he could position himself to catch his breath.... it was a highlight... That night... Lisa had fun!

Satuday... Saturday.... OH YES!!!! After going to bed at 2:30.. A phone call from an angel awoke me @9AM..... Angelina with her cracked out voice saying...."UHHHHEEY  WAnNNnA GHHOOOO TO the BEEACH"   i replyed (at first try to respond could not not speak... only moans came out... UGH UGH UGH! there we go) "SURE" so i stumble out of bed throw my hair up and hed over to the Mersola house of sin... joining us was the older brother with two childen (God Help Him) for the man has a bit of a "speed" problem and was talking of this such as what woman he should "pimp" and Gwen Stafani is so pure... Like Mother Terissa W/O Tits... Hmmm it was an interesting Hour and twenty minutes to Carpenteria. The waves were the BEST! The Water Was GREAT! And Angela, Marissa and myself desided the bathing suits were getting a little uncomfortable... so we took them off!!! it was a new expirence! I was just afraid an unwelcomed fish might visit my "flower" but all was well..... That night parents were assholes on both mine and johns part so we again ventured over to the mersola house of sin ( our get away paradice ) and soaked in the cuzzie.... Stayed up till 3;30 and my beloved said he would stay on line till i went to bed   Money sure as hell does not buy happiness DANNY!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday..... what a memorable day this one was.. Maja wanted me to wake up at the butt crack of dawn to worship our creator.. so i did... but i got to sleep on grammys lap and worship in my own way! Man that was a "heavenly nap!" Thank you Jesus and GRANDMA!!! I rushed home threw my "stuff " in the bag... for we were headed to the beach yet again! Im a mermaid.. i know it. I called angela to see if Devontate.. who had said he would come along the day before (apparently we needed it in paper! smartass) he had to "WRITE HIS PAPER WAPER FOR KOMO BOMO" ehh thats alright... i just know we would have had more fun than we did... So Angela, Marissa, My beloved John and myself headed to Venice

Well... i thought this day would be a boring one since my two noble sidekicks were not at school (megusto punk rock and anhella) but its always adventurous when you are an only child ADHD freaky deaky dutch. So the lovely mrs deal.... ahhh that crazy woman.. Well, i will begin with the begining, the best place to start! 2:55... I have to use the "ladys room" for some "lady" issuses and i informed biggy deal of this delema and in discust she let me go (excuse the spelling errors i am being rushed by devontate) by the way i think i caught him staring at me to day.... crazy ass stalker... any way.. the class went on and it didnt get good till the cheesy lady... (this is her name due to the craters in her flabby arms) laughed as if she was a giddy little teenage girl again trying to suduce men as if she were shawy!!!  i could not help but mock and was followed by "LEETHA  STHEE ME AFTER CLASTH"   she informed me she was not one of my friends and i should not speak to her in such a matter because when i do she is no longer a teacher.... i reminded her i was getting a 92 and it stumpted her so she sent me away   i said "see ya later alligator" and in exact words of cheesey deal "LEETHA IM STHERIOUS.... DONT JOKE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!"     aww there will be better discription tommrow i promise for it will be another day... another doller

Hey thanks Devontate for showing the the whole new world of "xange" how the hell do you say that anyway? Unlike Devontate, I will let you all in on the everyday adventure in "X School" with "K. Deal"... no no thats too obvious... "Karen D." hopefully filling your lazy lives with laughter.. confusion... and joy, but dont be suprised if you find your self becoming more and more brain dead every entry you read..

And if I feel the need I'll give ya some insite to a feisty surfer who confuses men all around the world with the magical power of making them nausea as well.... Devin Smells like jelly beans... tutti fruitti kind..